2018 CHICAGO BEARS PRE-PRESEASON SEASON PREVIEW REVUE PREVIEW

To all two (maybe?) of my loyal readers, I’d like to apologize in advance, but we all knew this day would come. The preseason position-by-position breakdown is the pinnacle of sports nerd tedium, yet it is somehow required by an unspoken, sacred code. (R.I.P. Master Tatsu) We do it because we are compelled. But I guess it serves some sort of purpose, to let us step back and figure out what we’re working with (or against) and have some expectation for the upcoming season. This, of course, will immediately be proven wrong as players accumulate horrifying injuries and you learn that every college football nerd thinks their team’s guys are “ready to contribute immediately, ” even though maybe twenty guys out of the whole draft actually are. This is all fucking nonsense, and that’s why you have to try and make it entertaining.

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