The blog post directly before this one has multiple references to Tremaine Edmunds as an inside linebacker, plus a part where I wonder why no one thought the Bears were taking an outside guy. And , uhhh, turns out he’s probably going to play outside linebacker. I remind you all that this was a whole thing dependent on Google searches.
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Extremely Semi-Annual Pre-Draft Pretending-I-Know-Things Festival: Top 10 Guys That Are Supposed to Go to the Bears.
Never forget the Wee Baby Sheamus
This is a semi-annual tradition for me in the NFL offseason, in that I did it exactly once, in 2012. Basically, I know nothing about college football, because I don’t watch it, but I can weave a strong enough web of nonsense that it sometimes sounds like I do, which puts me right up there with a lot of dudes who get paid six figures for their version of the same thing. I guess my career downfall is that I don’t own a suit, and my voice kinda sounds like the Goldbergs kid on testosterone-replacement therapy. Or maybe Kevin from The Office on speed. I dunno, use your imagination, and remember that it’s why I never started a podcast. Anyway, in 2012 Armchair Linebacker style, (And for the record that blog has been reborn anew, and it’s just about the Lions now, but it’s real, and it’s spectacular) I hit the Google Machine, typed in “2018 mock draft” and sifted through other, more “respectable” websites’ NFL draft speculation until I had ten guys that the Bears were alleged to be absolutely guaranteed to pick, followed by HARD-HITTING ANALYSIS, FOOTBAWWW YEAAAHHHHHH Continue reading Extremely Semi-Annual Pre-Draft Pretending-I-Know-Things Festival: Top 10 Guys That Are Supposed to Go to the Bears.