A couple things before I forget

If they’re going to refer to them as “casual dining” restaurants, they should be prepared for just how casual I can be when I dine. I’m tired of getting dirty looks for farting at the table and licking my plate clean.

Bitches, leavePICTURED: America.

 It’s one of those dirty little secrets nobody wants to admit, but the policies of the pornography industry at large served as the final deciding factor in the battles of both VHS vs. Betamax and HD-DVD vs. BluRay. So I wonder how the illegal drug industry wasn’t able to give that final push toward acceptance for the Metric system.