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\"LAY<\/p>\n

Here is a brief clip of ridiculous 80s Satanic metal band Venom totally clowning on ridiculous 80s barbarian metal band Manowar. A dude from the olden days of the internets sent this to me as an mp3 he recorded directly from his cassette version of the full interview (oh man) years ago, so for all I know, this might be some sort of half-assed ~EXCLUSIVE CONTENT~ but I’m willing to guess that if I bothered to do a Google search, I’d find it in like thirty different places. (Oh man, what if someone has the full interview? Maybe I will Google it sometime around 2017.) Either way, it’s silly, and the world needs more of that.<\/p>\n

“If your penis is over two and a half inches big, you cannot be in Manowar.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1160,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[163,22],"tags":[217,21,215,216,214],"class_list":["post-1019","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blurbs","category-music","tag-fire-breathing-birds","tag-hail-satan","tag-manowar","tag-presbyterian-monks","tag-venom"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"http:\/\/terribleviolence.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/venom.jpg","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1ILFq-gr","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/terribleviolence.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1019","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/terribleviolence.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/terribleviolence.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/terribleviolence.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/terribleviolence.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1019"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/terribleviolence.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1019\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1161,"href":"http:\/\/terribleviolence.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1019\/revisions\/1161"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/terribleviolence.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1160"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/terribleviolence.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1019"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/terribleviolence.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1019"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/terribleviolence.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1019"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}