{"id":1493,"date":"2016-02-01T16:51:38","date_gmt":"2016-02-01T22:51:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/terribleviolence.com\/blog\/?p=1493"},"modified":"2016-05-14T20:03:53","modified_gmt":"2016-05-15T01:03:53","slug":"just-so-yall-know","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/terribleviolence.com\/blog\/2016\/02\/01\/just-so-yall-know\/","title":{"rendered":"Just so y&#8217;all know"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/terribleviolence.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/db529c02-59ae-488b-909e-6cf6b614a535.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" title=\"db529c02-59ae-488b-909e-6cf6b614a535.gif\" src=\"http:\/\/terribleviolence.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/db529c02-59ae-488b-909e-6cf6b614a535.gif\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Web 2.0 is bullshit, so I&#8217;m going back to old fashioned, artisanal websitery. Not sure how you got here, but the real fun is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.terribleviolence.com\/index.html\">over here now.<\/a> Be there, or be some unspecified geometric shape.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>WEBSITE&#8217;S NOT DEAD<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1495,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1493","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"http:\/\/terribleviolence.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/stego.jpg","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1ILFq-o5","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/terribleviolence.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1493","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/terribleviolence.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/terribleviolence.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/terribleviolence.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/terribleviolence.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1493"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/terribleviolence.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1493\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1502,"href":"http:\/\/terribleviolence.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1493\/revisions\/1502"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/terribleviolence.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1495"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/terribleviolence.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1493"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/terribleviolence.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1493"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/terribleviolence.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1493"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}