{"id":170,"date":"2012-01-04T20:48:36","date_gmt":"2012-01-05T02:48:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/terribleviolence.com\/blog\/?p=170"},"modified":"2012-12-02T16:24:21","modified_gmt":"2012-12-02T22:24:21","slug":"inside-the-mind-of-my-dog-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/terribleviolence.com\/blog\/2012\/01\/04\/inside-the-mind-of-my-dog-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Inside the Mind of My Dog."},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Java\"<\/a>“The humans, they have things. Many things. And they are all for eating. And they are all for me.<\/p>\n

\"CON<\/a>Like these unopened cans of cat food. I will eat them.<\/p>\n

\"spaghetti\"<\/a>And this plate of spaghetti. I will eat it as well.<\/p>\n

\"fancy\"<\/a>And these delicious shoes.<\/p>\n

\"it's<\/a>And this furniture.<\/p>\n

\"ALLL<\/a>And this crowbar.<\/p>\n

\"Snow<\/a>And these leopards.<\/p>\n

They were all brought to this place by these humans, specifically so I can devour them. This is why I have not yet eaten the humans. Not yet.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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