{"id":490,"date":"2012-07-20T18:21:03","date_gmt":"2012-07-20T23:21:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/terribleviolence.com\/blog\/?p=490"},"modified":"2012-12-02T16:21:12","modified_gmt":"2012-12-02T22:21:12","slug":"elaine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/terribleviolence.com\/blog\/2012\/07\/20\/elaine\/","title":{"rendered":"A Preview of Things to Come"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/-5y3mf8Eo8Q\" frameborder=\"0\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>A full report on the Rockstar Mayhem Festival in OKC coming sometime between now and Tuesday, in all likelihood. (Probably way sooner than that, though) For now, here&#8217;s a brief snippet of Slayer, with a special guest appearance from Jerry Seinfeld&#8217;s good friend Elaine.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A full report on the Rockstar Mayhem Festival in OKC coming sometime between now and Tuesday, in all likelihood. (Probably&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[163,22],"tags":[129,130,126],"class_list":["post-490","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blurbs","category-music","tag-mayhem-fest-2012","tag-out-of-nowhere-theres-this-lone-dancer-who-appears-to-be-injured","tag-slaaaaayerrrr"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s1ILFq-elaine","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/terribleviolence.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/490","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/terribleviolence.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/terribleviolence.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/terribleviolence.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/terribleviolence.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=490"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/terribleviolence.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/490\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":681,"href":"http:\/\/terribleviolence.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/490\/revisions\/681"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/terribleviolence.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=490"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/terribleviolence.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=490"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/terribleviolence.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=490"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}