“The humans, they have things. Many things. And they are all for eating. And they are all for me.
Like these unopened cans of cat food. I will eat them.
And this plate of spaghetti. I will eat it as well.
And these delicious shoes.
And this furniture.
And this crowbar.
And these leopards.
They were all brought to this place by these humans, specifically so I can devour them. This is why I have not yet eaten the humans. Not yet.”