Inside the Mind of My Dog.

Java“The humans, they have things. Many things. And they are all for eating. And they are all for me.

CON SALSALike these unopened cans of cat food. I will eat them.

spaghettiAnd this plate of spaghetti. I will eat it as well.

fancyAnd these delicious shoes.

it's an original karl farbmanAnd this furniture.

ALLL I HAD I GAAAAVVVEEEEAnd this crowbar.

Snow leopardsAnd these leopards.

They were all brought to this place by these humans, specifically so I can devour them. This is why I have not yet eaten the humans. Not yet.”