More Random Thoughts

 It’s good to know that so far in my nearly thirty-two years, I’ve never had to use the phrase “you…

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The Transformers Project: More Than Meets the Eye, Part Three

THIS IS NOT A CHILD’S BEDROOM. INTRODUCTION: Over the last decade-plus of getting my Internet on, a disturbing thing has…

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The Transformers Project: More Than Meets the Eye, Part Two

What you see above is where all the magic happens. Locked up securely in a secret location somewhere that looks…

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The Transformers Project – More Than Meets the Eye, Part One

INTRODUCTION: This is a thing I probably would have started a year ago on the old site if I had…

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Wherein the Internet Sky is Falling

So, the world is freaking out over these SOPA and PIPA acts that Congress is trying to push on us.…

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ARMCHAIR LINEBACKER: 2011 Chicago Bears Post Season Awards, Part One.

An excruciating look back at what went wrong, once again in award show format. Read it all at Armchair Linebacker.

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An Otter of Constant Sorrow

So I was thinking about Christmas specials the other day, because apparently I’ve become trapped in some bizarre time warp…

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The reviews are in!

Ever since the triumphant launch of Terrible Violence, here are some of the great things that poorly-disguised spambots have  unsuccessfully…

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More Random Thoughts at Work

– I’ve decided that “Dick Lipschitz” is the funniest name I could ever possibly make up. – I hate myself,…

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Ask Doctor Knowledge: The Return

Back in the old days, this was a regular feature of the site, (I did it twice in five years,…

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