2015 Chicago Bears FOOTBAW Previously Viewable Preseason Preview: Linemans

How long, o Lord?

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2015 Chicago Bears FOOTBAW Post-Pre Preseason Season Preview Boogoloo: Quarterbacks

something something anti-vaxxers, something something scumbum garbagefuckers

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Chicago Bears FOOTBAW Pre-Preseason Season Preview Revue Preview Extravaganza Preview Preview Preview

Football is the worst, and someday, we will all be dead.

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I Remember the 1990s: O.J. Simpson Turns Us Into a Nation of Monsters

You might not believe this, but there was a time when the world at large actually liked O.J. Simpson. He…

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ARMCHAIR LINEBACKER: 2011 Chicago Bears Post Season Awards, Part One.

An excruciating look back at what went wrong, once again in award show format. Read it all at Armchair Linebacker.

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Armchair Linebacker: 2011 Chicago Bears Postseason Postmortem, Part One

Squeaking in right under the 100 Days of Something deadline. HA! Anyway, read it all here.

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Armchair Linebacker: I Think I Love You, George McCaskey

I just typed up what might have been the most hateful, profanity-laced thing I’ve ever placed on the internet, and…

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