2015 Chicago Bears FOOTBAW Post-Pre Preseason Season Preview Boogoloo: Quarterbacks

something something anti-vaxxers, something something scumbum garbagefuckers

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Chicago Bears FOOTBAW Pre-Preseason Season Preview Revue Preview Extravaganza Preview Preview Preview

Football is the worst, and someday, we will all be dead.

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“They’re Presbyterian Monks”

“If your penis is over two and a half inches big, you cannot be in Manowar.”

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Your Maiden England 2012 Road Report: FINAL SEQUENCE

The ritual has begun; Satan’s work is done.

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More Random Thoughts

 It’s good to know that so far in my nearly thirty-two years, I’ve never had to use the phrase “you…

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An Otter of Constant Sorrow

So I was thinking about Christmas specials the other day, because apparently I’ve become trapped in some bizarre time warp…

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Inside the Mind of My Cat

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In honor of Halloween…

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Banned in D.C.

(For the full joke, just imagine this with a big rasta-colored lightning bolt hitting it)  So, several months later than…

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