Tagged: letting other people come up with my website content

spambotEver since the triumphant launch of Terrible Violence, here are some of the great things that poorly-disguised spambots have  unsuccessfully tried to say in my comments:

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“I think other website proprietors should take this web site as an example , very clean and wonderful user friendly pattern .” – Malik Tjendekia Junus, spammer of something in a language I don’t understand, which was shockingly not the same thing Jed Calwell was pimping.

“This is a great blog you have here,” “Wow Excellent blog!” and “Very nice very nice stuff you have on ur blog your above excellence” – all posted within one 24-hour period by  Humor News, spammer of some website that has a bunch of pirated movies, a picture of a car with a giant penis made of snow on top of it, and a link to “The 11 Worst Vagina Tattoos of All Time,” that tries to trick you into giving it your Facebook password, and can only be exited by closing the browser tab.

“I simply want to tell you that I’m all new to blogging and site-building and certainly enjoyed you’re page. Likely I’m planning to bookmark your blog . You surely have excellent articles and reviews. Thank you for revealing your webpage.” – Matthew C. Kriner, spammer of a site that no one paid the bill for, because it’s just got one of those placeholder pages up instead of a real website.

Sweet Jesus, someday, I need to tell people that this thing exists, so I can get comments from actual humans.