Hard N Heavy Reviews #1: Raw

20 episodes of the Hard N Heavy Video Magazine have popped up on Hulu Plus, and for the most part, it is neither Hard nor Heavy. Let me tell you about it.

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TERRIBLE VIOLENCE COMIX #1

boooooooooooooooo

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Let no man put asunder what I feel is the Ultimate Inspirational Movie Montage Life Soundtrack

Spent the better part of the time when I was supposed to be Doing Things putting this together on Spotify.…

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“They’re Presbyterian Monks”

“If your penis is over two and a half inches big, you cannot be in Manowar.”

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Game of Thrones and Ice and Fire and METAL Power Rankings, Episode Four

HEAD SQUASHIN’ AND DRAGON RIDIN’, Y’ALL

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Cellaphone MP3-Culling Project #2

Wherein I forget to turn on shuffle, live in fear of Eagle Men, and lament the plight of Person Man.

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Cellaphone MP3-Culling Project #1

My phone is clogged, and it’s time to simplify, man.

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Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire METAL Power Rankings, Epsiode Three

Featuring full-fledged members of the Stannis Crew.

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A Special Addendum

@badtracking @turriblevlence the Greatjon is totally Zakk Wylde playing “Mississippi Queen” in a Wal-Mart parking lot — Chris Mackenzie (@RaiderDrJones)…

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