Top Million Billion Video Games of All Time: Brütal Legend

DECAPITATIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

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Hard N Heavy Reviews #1: Raw

20 episodes of the Hard N Heavy Video Magazine have popped up on Hulu Plus, and for the most part, it is neither Hard nor Heavy. Let me tell you about it.

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Let no man put asunder what I feel is the Ultimate Inspirational Movie Montage Life Soundtrack

Spent the better part of the time when I was supposed to be Doing Things putting this together on Spotify.…

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“They’re Presbyterian Monks”

“If your penis is over two and a half inches big, you cannot be in Manowar.”

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Game of Thrones and Ice and Fire and METAL Power Rankings, Episode Four

HEAD SQUASHIN’ AND DRAGON RIDIN’, Y’ALL

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Cellaphone MP3-Culling Project #2

Wherein I forget to turn on shuffle, live in fear of Eagle Men, and lament the plight of Person Man.

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Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire METAL Power Rankings, Epsiode Three

Featuring full-fledged members of the Stannis Crew.

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Your Maiden England 2012 Road Report: FINAL SEQUENCE

The ritual has begun; Satan’s work is done.

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Here is my apology for not getting the third part of the Iron Maiden thing done fast enough.

I’ll get the third part of the Maiden England Road Report done in the next couple days. Until then, here’s…

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Maiden England 2012 Pilgrimage Road Report Part Two: Strangers in a Strange Land

The Alamo, lucha libre masks, and a DEATHRIDE INTO THE HEART OF TERROR.

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