Cellaphone MP3-Culling Project #1

My phone is clogged, and it’s time to simplify, man.

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Your Maiden England 2012 Road Report: FINAL SEQUENCE

The ritual has begun; Satan’s work is done.

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Here is my apology for not getting the third part of the Iron Maiden thing done fast enough.

I’ll get the third part of the Maiden England Road Report done in the next couple days. Until then, here’s…

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Maiden England 2012 Pilgrimage Road Report Part Two: Strangers in a Strange Land

The Alamo, lucha libre masks, and a DEATHRIDE INTO THE HEART OF TERROR.

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Your Maiden England 2012 Pilgrimage ROAD REPORT~! Part One: The Voyage

Because you were probably too cool to be there when I live-tweeted most of it.

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Today’s reason why I love my girlfriend

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Banned in D.C.

(For the full joke, just imagine this with a big rasta-colored lightning bolt hitting it)  So, several months later than…

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