Penny Arcade Finally Gets Me to Pay Attention to Them for the First Time Since 1998

  …and this is the image that shall accompany every single article about the Penny Arcade Kickstarter, everywhere. Dudes, sittin’…

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Drivin’ Home From Work Music Reviews, Part One of a Zillion

This was the first Google Image Search result for “rocking Sentra,” and as such, I feel it is appropriate. Yes,…

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I Remember the 1990s: O.J. Simpson Turns Us Into a Nation of Monsters

You might not believe this, but there was a time when the world at large actually liked O.J. Simpson. He…

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I Remember the ’90s: An Introduction/ I Remember The Comedy Channel

Ladies and gentlemen, the 1990s.  First of all, just let me say this: There is too much goddamn 1980s nostalgia…

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Tales of My Childhood #35679084: The Spelling Bee

As it stands right now, I’m thirty-one years old, which I’m pretty sure is older than the mountains themselves in…

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Saturday Morning Dump: Tales of my Childhood #4295782

Just so you know, basically everything from the old website still exists, either in the form of files from my…

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A couple things before I forget

If they’re going to refer to them as “casual dining” restaurants, they should be prepared for just how casual I…

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More Random Thoughts

 It’s good to know that so far in my nearly thirty-two years, I’ve never had to use the phrase “you…

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The Transformers Project: More Than Meets the Eye, Part Three

THIS IS NOT A CHILD’S BEDROOM. INTRODUCTION: Over the last decade-plus of getting my Internet on, a disturbing thing has…

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The Transformers Project: More Than Meets the Eye, Part Two

What you see above is where all the magic happens. Locked up securely in a secret location somewhere that looks…

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