Drivin’ Home From Work Music Reviews, Part One of a Zillion

This was the first Google Image Search result for “rocking Sentra,” and as such, I feel it is appropriate. Yes,…

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I Remember the 1990s: O.J. Simpson Turns Us Into a Nation of Monsters

You might not believe this, but there was a time when the world at large actually liked O.J. Simpson. He…

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GUEST POST OF THE DAY

DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKS     -Sarah

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I Remember the ’90s: An Introduction/ I Remember The Comedy Channel

Ladies and gentlemen, the 1990s.  First of all, just let me say this: There is too much goddamn 1980s nostalgia…

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Tales of My Childhood #35679084: The Spelling Bee

As it stands right now, I’m thirty-one years old, which I’m pretty sure is older than the mountains themselves in…

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Saturday Morning Dump: Tales of my Childhood #4295782

Just so you know, basically everything from the old website still exists, either in the form of files from my…

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A couple things before I forget

If they’re going to refer to them as “casual dining” restaurants, they should be prepared for just how casual I…

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More Random Thoughts

 It’s good to know that so far in my nearly thirty-two years, I’ve never had to use the phrase “you…

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The Transformers Project: More Than Meets the Eye, Part Three

THIS IS NOT A CHILD’S BEDROOM. INTRODUCTION: Over the last decade-plus of getting my Internet on, a disturbing thing has…

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The Transformers Project: More Than Meets the Eye, Part Two

What you see above is where all the magic happens. Locked up securely in a secret location somewhere that looks…

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