Inside the Mind of My Dog.

“The humans, they have things. Many things. And they are all for eating. And they are all for me. Like…

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Armchair Linebacker: I Think I Love You, George McCaskey

I just typed up what might have been the most hateful, profanity-laced thing I’ve ever placed on the internet, and…

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Inside the Mind of My Dog

“This house has stood for over fifty years, they tell me. And certainly, the front yard has been here for…

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When Heavy Metal Goes Wrong, Part One

I could have just posted this picture and called it good, but I’m on this whole new “effort” kick.  So,…

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A Special Announcement.

So, here we are, just a few minutes into the new year, and if you’re reading this, I can only…

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In honor of La Dia De Los Muertos

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Today’s reason why I love my girlfriend

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In honor of Halloween…

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Banned in D.C.

(For the full joke, just imagine this with a big rasta-colored lightning bolt hitting it)  So, several months later than…

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Still alive; still no internets.

Still have pets, though. I can post this now, because I finally waded through enough old emails and remembered a…

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